Top 10 Loy Machedo Troll Responses….

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Let me know which one you loved the most….

TROLL…
“I just wasted 30 minutes of my life watching your video…..”

MY RESPONSE
“It took you 30 minutes for your pea-brains to process that the information provided was wasting your life?”

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Response Number 2

TROLL…
“Its so disgusting to meet someone like you….”

MY RESPONSE
“The feeling’s mutual”

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Response Number 3

TROLL…
“Hahahaha…. what did you put on your face. Permanent Damage!”

MY RESPONSE
“Hahahaha….what did you put inside your vagina. Permanent Expansion!”

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Response Number 4

TROLL…
“We need to hear numbers…not just words!”

MY RESPONSE
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10”

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Response Number 5

TROLL…
“Are you the Anti-Christ as stated in Quran?”

MY RESPONSE
“No…he is my cousin actually”

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Response Number 6

TROLL…
“With all those tattoos, wouldn’t you look ugly when you grow old?”

MY RESPONSE
“Forget me growing old — You are so young — why are you so ugly?”

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Response Number 7

TROLL…
“I couldn’t tolerate seeing your face for more than 5 seconds”

MY RESPONSE
“Don’t blame yourself. Tolerance is a virtue of the mature & wise. It would be foolish of anyone to expect such high standards from you.”

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Response Number 8

TROLL…
“Which bitch did your father f**k to give birth to a dog like you???”

MY RESPONSE
“Ask your mum. She will give you the details.”

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Response Number 9

TROLL…
“Don’t hide your identity with that fake Western name! You are an bloody Indian!!! Talk Urdu & Hindi!!!”

MY RESPONSE
“Ooga Booga?”

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Response Number 10

TROLL…
“Hey you bloody Indian — give me your REAL Indian Name!”

MY RESPONSE
“Megha Hari Boobs Puttin Anal Singh”

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Loy Machedo

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